we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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