I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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