Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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