She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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