She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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