i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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