I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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