bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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