whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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