Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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