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haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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