i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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