Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Welp...herpes.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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