So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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