I look better un-naked...
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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