You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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