just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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