You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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