what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I touched a dick in church today
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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