I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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