We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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