i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
