You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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