So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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