WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Randomize