He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Randomize
