IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
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