This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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