Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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