have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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