NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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