...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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