i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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