considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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