Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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