Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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