Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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