so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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