I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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