Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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