you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
