Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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