super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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