dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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