you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
The ass gains better be worth it
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