what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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