If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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