We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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