So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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