But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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