first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
babies were throwing up all over the place
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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