i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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