that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
The ass gains better be worth it
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